Headcanons of the fantasy Harvest Moon sort.

Anonymous asked: xD I'm sorry about the update question; didn't mean to be rude. I was just hoping this didn't die. ;n;

oh no no

oh gosh you gave me the biggest laugh i’ve had in a while

i thought it was an ask to my person and OH LORD IT WASNT HAHKHFBSHJFBD

jesus

anyways i’ll update later
i’m makin’ SPRITESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssssssssssssaaahhhhhhh 

Anonymous asked: Y U NO UPDATE

oh

there was an update

i’m doing something else right now so i’ll read it when i’m done 

Edit: OH AHAHAHSHJFGBDJGDJHF HAHAHA WOW IM FUCKING DUMB

HOURS LATER AND I REALIZE THIS WASNT ASKED TO MY PERSONAL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH JESUS CHRIST OMG

okay followers, I have four submissions that I promise to do soon. I’m on vacation in the mountains, and I’m SUPPOSED to go snowboarding later, but it’s raining now so all the snow is going to rapidly evolve into bird poop.
so I’ll do them tomorrow.

“Spring 1 Year 1

HAI MY NAMES MICAH but I think it’s a rlly dumb name so just call me Erin. I wandered into a town filled with beautiful woman with no memories why cuz I’m hawt. This one girl with a dumb name told me I have to write in this smelly book or I might forget again… I LIKE MEN but I don’t think Carlos and that hawt one eyed black smith are into that so I’ll just settle for the hawt black smith’s female roommate YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAAYAY SHE HAS RED HAIR AND HER NAME IS RAVEN!

Spring 2 Year 1

WAAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA FARM WORK IS HARRRRD SOPHIA SAID SHE HATES MY FACE!

Spring 5 Year 1

I have been giving Raven flowers and crap

Spring 6 Year 1

I went in to the forest and got beat up WAAAAAAH I WANT MAH MERIOSIES BACK I BET WHERE EVER I CAME FROM WAS BETTER THAN THIS!”

“The Diary of Micah” is my head canon for what the inside of Micah’s diary looks like. 

Mod note: While this may be offensive to some, it’s hilarious to me. /Post. Trolololol, Micah’s a pansy.

I only have one submission left to do? Are there really so few headcanons out there? They must be a dying breed! How very sad, you guys!! Please, if you find any wild RF headcanons, bring them here to captivity. We here at rfheadcanons will treat them well. Feed, bathe, and even try to breed them for the sake of their declining population. YOU, TOO, CAN BE A HERO. SUBMIT.